Bad Decisions Make Good Stories
Bad Decisions Make Good Stories
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- Printed in the USA · Ships in 2–5 days
- 30-day guarantee on every shirt
Bad Decisions Make Good Stories: a mud-caked side by side airborne off a berm at sunset. This is what you wear while telling it.
Fabric & fit
Fabric & fit
Gildan 5000 heavy cotton: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton on solid colours, a classic unisex fit, S to 5XL. Runs true to size. Between sizes, go up. The size guide has every measurement.
Shipping
Shipping
Printed to order in the USA, then shipped in 2 to 5 business days. Transit takes 3 to 7 more; most orders arrive in 7 to 12 business days. US shipping is $4.95 for the first shirt and $2.40 for each one after that. Canada is $9.69. Tracking comes by email. Shipping policy.
Guarantee & returns
Guarantee & returns
Damaged, misprinted or wrong: send a photo within 30 days of delivery and we replace it or refund you. No need to send it back.
Changed your mind, wrong size included: return it unworn within 30 days of delivery. You pay the return shipping; we refund the shirt when it arrives. Refund policy.
Care
Care
Wash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. No bleach, no iron on the print. The ink softens with the shirt; it won't crack if you skip the high heat.

Size Guide
Our shirts are the Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee: unisex classic fit, 5.3 oz, S to 5XL. Runs true to size. Between sizes, go up.

A: chest width, armpit to armpit, laid flat. B: body length, high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measure a tee you already like and match the numbers.
Wrong size anyway? Return it unworn within 30 days and order the one you need. Shipping & returns.